Jeff da Pimpin' Killa
Yo dis story be about Jeff da Pimpin' Killa and all the bitches and ho's he be slappin.
Chapter 1: The Story of da Pimp
Jeff da Pimpin' Killa was born in Seattle, the city of hoes, and was taught to pimp slap at a young age. He got pale from bein inside training da whole day, and his lips got red cause he be puttin on bitch's make-up.
When Jeff da Pimpin' Killa was 23, he passed his Pimp Iniation and begin to gather him some hoes. He slapped dem around, and told dem to "Go to sleep.... Bitch." and dey fall asleep. Jeff den got him another hoe, and repeated the process.
Chapter 2: Pimpin'
Jeff da Pimpin' Killa got himself a rocking purple hat and a sweet jacked up camaro. He be haulin bitches to da strip club and den gettin paid money for prostitution. He became a rich ass dude, and became more famous than Jeffry Dauhmer, da rip off of Jeff da Pimpin' Killa.
)